What's Your OS?

Have you seen this?  I saw it on a comment on an article about the Church's current struggles.  I thought you might get a kick out of it:

If anyone is interested, this soul is running CHRIST OS.

Totally free-ware, bug-free, and always up to date.

Installation by baptism. Free updates via prayer-ware. Anti-virus by sacramental reconciliation.

Network sync via communion. Hardware recycling by anointing.

You choose purpose: lay or religious, single or married.

All other OS are redundant.

Choose CHRIST OS today.